Dear Diarskee, I have noticed, just within the past month, several distinct changes in my behavior. Most recently, I have found myself prone to involuntary shouts of “HUUUUUUNDOOOO!” and “THAT’S A COMBO, BABY!” even when totally unprompted. Half of my wardrobe has been replaced by various colored Skee League t-shirts (skee-shirts, I believe they’re colloquially [...]
Dear Diarskee, I have no idea what is happening and, frankly, I am a little terrified. This past week I witnessed scores of individuals swarm a local Lincoln Park bar to throw little red balls up ramps. I saw a mailman with cornrows meditate in front of a ramp then proceed to throw nine consecutive [...]
FINAL FOUR BREAKDOWN #4 Jean Luc SKEEhards vs. #2 Trivskeeal Pursuit It's hard to believe, but last year's former SKEE Champs are actually come into this matchup as slight underdogs to the hot rolling Trivskeeal Pursuit, who are bolstered by Tuesday Nights #1 MONEY BALL ROLLER, Lindsay Stevens. Oh, was I not supposed to announce [...]