BAMMMM!!!

We are still more than three weeks out and we’ve already reached capacity for three league nights! 60 teams and counting*… Well done, people! It’s a great mix of league vets, skeelebrity rollers, and hungry newbies eager to learn the ways of skee. Combine that with the 2 month hiatus (hopefully you’ve been resting your livers) and some exciting new sponsorship deals in the works, I can pretty much guarantee that SKEESON VI is going to be the biggest and baddest SKEESON yet!

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Without further ado, here are the projected SKEESON VI TEAM LINEUPS.

Why projected, you ask? Because everyone still needs to pay their league dues and show up. Also, the teams listed in red still owe me some team information or need something clarified with me ASAP. If you don’t know what team you are on or want to change your team name, just drop me a line. You know how to reach me.

Tuesday Night

Charlie Skeens
Business in the Front, Partskee in the Back
Oops Skee Daiskees
Skeeze the Day
Mac n’ Skeez
Pyramid Skeem
Chicken of the Skee
Can’t Fight the Skeether
Skee Dog Night
R2SKEE2
The Big LebowSKEEs
Skeedish Bikini Team
Skee-t or Die
Skee More Butts
BrewSKEEballers
Motorboatin Muskskeeters
Skee.F.F’s
SKEE-Ball So Hard
Carpe Skee-em
Bang Bang, Skee Skee

Wednesday Night

Kamikaskees
Skee Wee’s Playhouse
SKEENAGE Mutant Ninja Hundos
WhiSKEE Dix
SkeePatrol
O.M.Skee
Jamie Skee Curtis
Crazy for Swayskee
The Kelly Kapowskees
Kim Kardaskeeian’s Loose Skeehole
Rollin’ Balls
Freak NaSKEE
So SKEE We All
50 Shades of Skeeze
K-SKEE and JoJo
Tenacious SKEE
Sconskees
The Space Station
Skee Man: Masters of The Unskeeverse
Stan Miskeeta’s Donuts

Thursday Night

Rolly Pollskees
Skee-a De Los Muertos
Everyone Loves a Slinkee
Kick His Ass Skee Bass
Skeetotalers
That’s What Skee Said
SKEEPRs
NOTORIOUS BISKEES
Skeezus
Bottom Rimmers
Skee You Later, Alligator
The Huggskee Bears
Nurseskees
Run DMSKEE
The Punkskees
Chuck E Cheese Champs
The Holy Rollers
Comskeedians
Classkeefied Ad
Skeez Nuts

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As I alluded to earlier, The SKEE TEAM has been hard at work lining up sponsorships and coordinating upcoming events – Namely the 2 vs 2 tournament for our 2nd Annual Charit-SKEE Event -Which we now have a link to register for BTW:
https://skeeingforacause.eventbrite.com/ 

Your $25 donation earns you tournament entry, 2 free drinks and a raffle ticket to some awesome prizes. If you can’t come and would still like to donate $ or prizes, please let us know. Last I checked there were only 12 team spots left…(32 max.)

I know a lot of you still have a lot of questions about what to expect heading into the skeeson, and rest assured, over the next few weeks you’ll be noticing some changes to the website, all gearing up so you’re ready to roll WEEK 1.  In addition, ALL registered participants will be receiving an email with more league details, complete with the options on how/when to pay league dues. Just sit tight.

Until then. There’s only two words that sum up my feelings for September 17th…

Can’t Wait.

– SKEE-EO OUT.

*Waited too long to join? Or maybe you just found out the League? Don’t panic. There’s still hope. We’ve started a waiting list, so if you are still interested in rolling with us in the Fall we’d encourage you to email us at skee@theskeeleague.com and let us know. There’s no guarantees, but things are always subject to change. And who knows, maybe if we can rally up enough people Glascott’s would consider adding a 4th league night? We really won’t know until we see how many people are interested.