Glascott's Saloon Skee League Logo GLASCOTT’S • 2158 N. Halsted

HIGH ROLLER TOURNAMENT RULES 

  • Best of 3 rounds. 9 balls per round. First roller to win 2 games, advances.
  • The LAST BALL (9th) from each round CAN ALWAYS be a HUNDO, but does not have to be.
  • EACH ROLLER has ONE round per match up that is OPEN to anything/CAN BE ALL HUNDOS. 
  • Once the OPEN/HUNDO Round is used, it’s gone for that specific match. Choose wisely!
  • The higher (better) seed chooses who goes first, and rollers alternate who rolls first after that. (For example: If ROLLER A rolls first in the 1st round of the match, ROLLER B will roll first in the 2nd, and so on.)
Top = Front Lane
Bottom = Back Lane 
6:30pm
Female Ejaculation vs. Cheesy Beef
Shotskees vs. Skeezy there Cowboy
7:30pm
Rolling Me Softly vs Dirty Ole’ Skeezers
Skeenagi vs. Skeeters & Heaters
8:30pm 
Bucket Brigade vs. Hundo Hundo Hippos
Born to Skee Wild vs Cherrskee Pepskee
9:30pm 
Pwade’s Cool Team vs. Poor Unfortunate Rolls
All the Ball Things vs. The Cuckskees 
Top = Front Lane
Bottom = Back Lane 
6:30pm
Chungawamba vs. All The Ball Things
Born to SKEE Wild vs. We Are Familskee
7:30pm
Hundo Hundo Hippos vs. Skeeline Dion – Our Balls Will Roll On
Shotskees vs. The Cuckskees
8:30pm 
The Purple Cobras vs. Cheeskee Beef
Skeeters n’ Heaters vs. Poor Unfortunate Rolls
9:30pm 
skeezy there, cowboy! vs. Pepskee Rola
20,000 Leagues Under the Skee vs. Female Skeejaculation
Top = Front Lane
Bottom = Back Lane 
6:30pm
Pepskee Rola vs. Female Skeejaculation
Skeeline Dion – Our Balls Will Roll On vs. Poor Unfortunate Rolls
7:30pm
Born to SKEE Wild vs. 20,000 Leagues Under the Skee
Chungawamba vs. skeezy there, cowboy!
8:30pm 
Shotskees vs. The Purple Cobras
All The Ball Things vs. We Are Familskee
9:30pm 
Skeeters n’ Heaters vs. Hundo Hundo Hippos
The Cuckskees vs. Cheeskee Beef
Top = Front Lane
Bottom = Back Lane 
6:30pm
All The Ball Things vs. Skeeline Dion – Our Balls Will Roll On
Hundo Hundo Hippos vs. Cheeskee Beef
7:30pm
The Cuckskees vs. skeezy there, cowboy!
Female Skeejaculation vs. Poor Unfortunate Rolls
8:30pm 
Born to SKEE Wild vs. Chungawamba
Skeeters n’ Heaters vs. Shotskees
9:30pm 
We Are Familskee vs. 20,000 Leagues Under the Skee
Pepskee Rola vs. The Purple Cobras
Top = Front Lane
Bottom = Back Lane 
6:30pm
Skeeters n’ Heaters vs. skeezy there, cowboy!
Chungawamba vs. Hundo Hundo Hippos
7:30pm
Pepskee Rola vs. We Are Familskee
Female Skeejaculation vs. The Purple Cobras
8:30pm
Poor Unfortunate Rolls vs. The Cuckskees
20,000 Leagues Under the Skee vs. Skeeline Dion – Our Balls Will Roll On
9:30pm 

Shotskees vs. Cheeskee Beef
Born to SKEE Wild vs. All The Ball Things

Top = Front Lane
Bottom = Back Lane 
6:30pm
Born to SKEE Wild vs. Poor Unfortunate Rolls
20,000 Leagues Under the Skee vs. The Purple Cobras
7:30pm
Skeeters n’ Heaters vs. All The Ball Things
Cheeskee Beef vs. Pepskee Rola
8:30pm
We Are Familskee vs. Female Skeejaculation
skeezy there, cowboy! vs. Hundo Hundo Hippos
9:30pm
Shotskees vs. The Cuckskees
Skeeline Dion – Our Balls Will Roll On vs. Chungawamba
Top = Front Lane
Bottom = Back Lane 
6:30pm
Big Skee Energy vs. Skee You Next Tues
The Skeebler Elves vs. Thirskee Thurs
7:30pm
Dixskee Chicks vs. The Dimes
Golden Reskeevers vs. To the Skeets w/ Yo Ass!
8:30pm
Bad N’ Boujskee vs Bitches Be Crayskee
It’s the end of the world as Skee know it vs. Skee6Mafia 
9:30pm
Moira Rolls vs. Babskeesitter’s Club
Skeegenerates vs. Inconskeevable 
Top = Front Lane
Bottom = Back Lane 
6:30pm
Moira Rolls vs. Skee6Mafia
Bitches Be Crayskee vs. Big Skee Energy
7:30pm
It’s The End Of Skee World As We Know It vs. Skeebler Elves
Queens of Skeengland vs. Inconskeevable
8:30pm 
To The Skeets With Yo Ass vs. Thirskee Thursday
The Dimes vs. You Won’t Break My Roll
9:30pm 
Golden Reskeevers vs. Bad and Boujskee
Skeegenerates vs. DickSkee Chix
Top = Front Lane
Bottom = Back Lane 
6:30pm
Inconskeevable vs. The Dimes
To The Skeets With Yo Ass vs. Queens of Skeengland
7:30pm
Thirskee Thursday vs. Skee6Mafia
DickSkee Chix vs. Big Skee Energy
8:30pm 
You Won’t Break My Roll vs. Golden Reskeevers
Bad and Boujskee vs. Moira Rolls
9:30pm 
Skeegenerates vs. Skeebler Elves
It’s The End Of Skee World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) vs. Bitches Be Crayskee
Top = Front Lane
Bottom = Back Lane 
6:30pm
The Dimes vs. To The Skeets With Yo Ass

Skeebler Elves vs. Golden Reskeevers
7:30pm
Bitches Be Crayskee vs. Skeegenerates
Thirskee Thursday vs. Moira Rolls
8:30pm 
Queens of Skeengland vs. DickSkee Chix
Big Skee Energy vs. It’s The End Of Skee World As We Know It 
9:30pm 
Inconskeevable vs. Skee6Mafia
You Won’t Break My Roll vs. Bad and Boujskee
Top = Front Lane
Bottom = Back Lane 
6:30pm
Bad and Boujskee vs. It’s The End Of Skee World As We Know It 
You Won’t Break My Roll vs. Skee6Mafia
7:30pm
Skeebler Elves vs. Moira Rolls
The Dimes vs. Thirskee Thursday
8:30pm
Big Skee Energy vs. To The Skeets With Yo Ass
Golden Reskeevers vs. Skeegenerates
9:30pm
DickSkee Chix vs. Inconskeevable
Bitches Be Crayskee vs. Queens of Skeengland
Top = Front Lane
Bottom = Back Lane 
6:30pm
Golden Reskeevers vs. It’s The End Of Skee World As We Know It 
Bad and Boujskee vs. DickSkee Chix
7:30pm
Bitches Be Crayskee vs. You Won’t Break My Roll
The Dimes vs. Moira Rolls
8:30pm
Queens of Skeengland vs. Skeegenerates
Skeebler Elves vs. Inconskeevable
9:30pm
Thirskee Thursday vs. Big Skee Energy
To The Skeets With Yo Ass vs. Skee6Mafia

Welcome to Fall SKEE @Glascott’s Saloon

Below you’ll find the league details for the Fall Skeeson at Glascott’s Saloon.

Please email SKEE@theskeeleague.com for registration link!

We’re looking forward to rolling with you soon 🙂

LEAGUE DETAILS:

Wednesday and Thurs Nights Only

• 6:30pm, 7:30pm, 8:30pm, 9:30 pm time slots (Estimated Match Time = 45min-1hr) – 16 teams per night.

(*Yes, we are intentionally scaling back # of teams in favor of greater level of sanity for everyone with regards to match times/ commuting. We’re getting old. For that reason, it’s possible some returning teams will not have placement in the league so time of registration counts!) 

• Past/Existing League Members are given first right of refusal to reserve team spots. 9/2 – 9/5 is your window.

• League dues are $330 per team and cover the ENTIRE season of skeeball + SKEE shirts + trophskees + prizes at SKEEAPALOOZA!

• Teams comprised of 3 Rollers (Subs ARE allowed, but only 3 participants will be tracked for team and individual stats. If a 4th roller (frequent sub) would like their individual stats recorded, it’s treated like a 4th roller, and an extra $110 will be collected separately prior to the first match of the skeeson.

• Each match is 10 rounds per person. 9 balls per round.

• Highest total score wins the match, and rankings are based on cumulative team point totals.

• No Team (new or existing) may have a combined adjusted team average of more than 1050 points headed into the Skeeson.

(*Don’t worry. We’ll tell you if your team is over that threshold.)

• All rollers sign participation waivers prior to Week 1.

• Those who do not comply with league host bar code of conduct may be dismissed from the league without refund.

• All rollers must pay dues, in full, prior to Week 1.

• Repeated instances of unreported absences (No call/No shows) may also result in dismissal from league without refund.

• League registration and management is conducted by RecRec.io. 

Any questions? Please contact skee@theskeeleague.com.

For additional questions, please contact skee@theskeeleague.com!