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Cool Rollings vs. Skee Ninjas
Give Me Skeedom Or Give Me Death vs. Skee You Later Alligator
Skeese Curds vs. SKEE B&J
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Peakskee Blinders vs. Benskeehana|
We Are Familskee vs. Monkey Skee Monkey Do
Indie Skeeze vs. Big Bear Squad
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Skeazy-E vs. Ya Ya Skeesterhood
It’s All Been Done Skeefore vs. Skeemrollers
My Cousin Vinskee vs. Cuckskees
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Vanderpump Rolls: The ScandoBall vs. Marlon Hundos
Rolltergeist vs. Apres-skee
Rollers of Rollhan vs. Taking Back Tuesday
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Rolltergeist vs. Taking Back Tuesday
My Cousin Vinskee vs. Marlon Hundo
Skeemrollers vs. Benskeehana
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It’s All Been Done Skeefore vs. Apres-skee
Cool Rollings vs. The Cuckskees
Skee Ninjas vs. Skee Ya Later Alligator
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Skeese Curds vs. Indie Skeeze
Rollers of Rollhan vs. Skee B&J
Vanderpump Rolls: The Scandoball vs. Give Me Skeedom Or Give Me Death
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Big Bear Squad vs. Skeazy-E
We Are Familskee vs. Peakskee Blinders
Monkey Skee Monkey Do vs. Ya Ya Skeesterhood
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Monkey Skee Monkey Do vs. The Cuckskees
Vanderpump Rolls: The Scandoball vs. Big Bear Squad
Skeazy-E vs. It’s All Been Done Skeefore
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Rollers of Rollhan vs. Skee Ya Later Alligator
Skee Ninjas vs. Benskeehana
Marlon Hundo vs. Rolltergeist
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We Are Familskee vs. Skee B&J
Taking Back Tuesday vs. Apres-skee
Cool Rollings vs. Peakskee Blinders
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Give Me Skeedom Or Give Me Death vs. Skeemrollers
Indie Skeeze vs. Ya Ya Skeesterhood
My Cousin Vinskee vs. Skeese Curds
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Rolling Balls vs. It Ain’t Easy Bein’ Skeezy
Queens of Skeengland vs. Rollge Against the Machine
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SkeeBumps vs. The Three Mus-skee-teers
One Stop Strateskee vs. Big Skee Energy
Fumblerooski vs. Skeepin’ It Real
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The Giving Skee vs. Barbskeeheimer
That’s What Skee Said vs. DixSkee Chix
The Dimes vs. The Skeegenerates
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Bad & Boujskee vs. Skeezy There, Cowboy!
Skeetwood Mac vs. Inconskeevable
Between 2 Perns vs. Crash Test Dummskees
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The Dimes vs. Crash Test Dummskees
Barbskeeheimer vs. Fumblerooski
Skeezy There, Cowboy! vs. Inconskeevable
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DixSkee Chix vs. Skeetwood Mac
That’s What Skee Said vs. Between 2 Perns
Skeepin’ It Real vs. It Ain’t Easy Bein’ Skeezy
8:30 pm
Queens of Skeengland vs. Big Skee Energy
SkeeBumps vs. Rolling Balls
Rollge Against The Machine vs. Uh-oh Or-skee-o
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The Skeegenerates vs. Skeezy There, Cowboy!
TEAM TBD vs. The Giving Skee
3 Muskeeteers vs. Bad & Boujskee
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Between 2 Perns vs. Skeepin’ It Real
3 Muskeeteers vs. The Dimes
The Giving Skee vs. Skeetwood Mac
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Inconskeevable vs. Big Skee Energy
TEAM TBD vs. Crash Test Dummskees
Queens of Skeengland vs. Barbskeeheimer
8:30 pm
Rollge Against The Machine vs. Fumblerooski
The Skeegenerates vs. Skeezy There, Cowboy!
SkeeBumps vs. One Stop Strateskee
9:30 pm
Uh-oh Or-skee-o vs. That’s What Skee Said
It Ain’t Easy Bein’ Skeezy vs. Bad & Boujskee
Rolling Balls vs. DixSkee Chix
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SKEESON XXIV SCHEDULE
Week 1: Sept. 26, 27, 28
Skeeapalooza: Nov. 11 (ALL DAY PARTSKEE/ LEAGUE-WIDE CHAMPIONSHIP)
League Details:
Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday Nights
*Subject to change pending demand
• 6:30pm, 7:30pm, 8:30pm, and 9:30pm time slots (Estimated Match Time = 45min-1hr) = 16 teams per night
• Past/Existing League Members are given first right of refusal to reserve team spots. Teams or individuals can pre-register here.
• League dues are $339 per team and cover ENTIRE season of skeeball + SKEE shirts, trophskees and prizes!
• Dues are collected separately via RecRec (our league management software) upon confirmation of team placement.
• Teams comprised of 3 Rollers (Subs ARE allowed, but only 3 participants will be tracked for team and individual stats. If a 4th roller (frequent sub) would like their individual stats recorded, it’s treated like a 4th roller, and an extra $113 will be collected separately prior to the first match of the skeeson.
• Each match is 10 rounds per person. 9 balls per round.
• Highest total score wins the match, and rankings are based on cumulative team point totals / not the Win/Loss record.
• No Team (new or existing) may have a combined adjusted team average of more than 1075 points headed into the Skeeson.
• All rollers sign league code of conduct waiver prior to participation.
• Those who do not comply with league or host bar code of conduct will be immediately dismissed from the league sans refund.
• Repeated instances of unreported absences (no call/no shows) may result in dismissal from league without refund.
Any questions? Please contact skee@theskeeleague.com.
For additional questions, please contact skee@theskeeleague.com!