And now, without further ado, the Top 3 Scorecard Valentine’s by league night.
Thursday Top 3
3. Honorable Mention – Chuck E. Cheese Champs
Before you gasp at the repulsive details of this card, and what could only be described as a veiny, sweaty, dismembered ball sack, I think it’s important to note that Chuck E Cheese Champs are a team made up of three professional females. It just goes to show you, never judge a book by its cover. Even the most innocent looking women may be capable of drawing a pretty mean dick.
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2. Runners Up: Rolly Pollskees
This image was really tiny so the resolution is a little bit blurry, but anyone who has spent a significant amount of time in The SKEE League or at Glascott’s saloon should immediately recognize what this image represents. I laughed harder when I saw this picture than any other card of the week, and there were A LOT of good entries. If the image were full size and had a tad more decoration this contest may have turned out very differently. Sad trombone.
1. Winner: SKEE Bunnies
Nothing says LOVE quite like this “Where’s Waldo” card full of horny rabbits. Yes, the SKEE Bunnies certainly lived up to their namesake, and for that, they get to nibble on the championship carrot (AKA 312 Glassware.)
Wednesday Top 3
3. Honorable Mention – The Space Station
It’s a well known fact amongst men that the easiest “oops I forgot to get you something” escape is to create coupons (to be redeemed at a later time) in which you have no intention of ever fulfilling. Only, if you saw the way the guys of Space Station were excitedly staring at JMan when they created this, it’s more a matter of WHO gets to redeem the coupons, rather than IF or WHEN. I specifically heard Lance call shotgun on the wiener rub.
2. Runners Up: Burn Babskee Burn
Don’t cry for me Argentskeeeeeena 🙁 I know the ladies of Burns Babyskee Burn/ Trunk Club really wanted a victory on this contest (as Fireball emailed me early Monday morning to check the results) and gosh darnit they were close. Excellent drawing and the heart beating hundos was a nice touch. It’s safe to say this is one elephant Jman will never forget, as this scorecard/Valentine is now safely tucked away with his porn in a trunk in his closet.
1. Winner: Earth Girls are SKEEZY
Skeeball Reference: Check. Valentine Theme: Check Inappropriate: Check = We got a winner!
The love affair continues tomorrow with the Thursday winners!!! Thanks again to all who particskeepated 🙂
PS. Jman- You had me at hundo.
– Fraz
Tuesday Top 3
3. Honorable Mention – The New LobSKEEs
Sooooo much going on in this picture. From “Beer Bay” to “Skeet skeet I survived the heat”, this was probably, no definitely, the most creative entry we received on Tuesday nights. I guess when it all came down to it, the competition just had better Valentines. Again, 3rd out of 19 ain’t too shabby or should I say…crabby.
2. Runners Up: In a Galaxskee Far Far Away…
Jman fell in love with with the clean design and lovey dovey message, and the fact that “In a Galaxskee Far Far Away” are all prettskee females probably didn’t hurt their chances. Good for #2.
1. Winner: The Skee Otters
I heard some grumblings while the Skee Otters worked on their masterpiece; “Ughhh they are trying way too hard” and “I’m not gonna spend as much time on that.” Well, hate all you want, but this Otter themed SKEE Valentine blew the competition out of the water. Wink wink. From the near perfect design to the creative skee pun tie-in, this card left us otterly speechless. Congrats, and enjoy your 312 glassware gentlemen.
